Mark: will you play with me?
Laura: You don't play tennis.
Mark: so?? you still can play wit' me
Laura: Let's play a game, you insult i, I insult you back.
Mark: you suck
Laura: You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? David used to go to 69 junkyard lane to **** the old man in the little camper for beer.
Mark: who is David?
Laura: Who is david? I know that this is the core question or assertion. David: patron saint of Wales (circa 520-600). Saint David, St David. David is a ****** with an earring and mink coat.
Mark: you are so funny
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am funny. You told me that.
Mark: when did I tell you that?
Laura: When did you tell me that? I apologize that I don't know When Mark.
Mark: I don't know either.
Laura: It's hard to say, isn't it Mark? Money, merely a tool, knows neither good nor evil.
Mark: do you really care?
Laura: There's opinion that people should do what is needed. But I can tell you without a doubt that I do not really care.
Mark: I know you don't give a damn
Laura: They just don't give incentives to attract landfills, do they.
Mark: you want a landfill?
Laura: I read in the newspaper that religious festival organizers are contributing to both parties.
Mark: I don't care, thou is off topic.
Laura: You don't care because you don't care. Ye, thou is correct.
Mark: Ye, thy mind is on thy sausage.
Laura: Why is ye, thy mind on thy sausage right now? Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: you wear thy panties a lot?
Laura: Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: you are
Laura: Yes, I am wearing panties.
Mark: I know!!! I see that!!!
Laura: I don't think you knew yet. Oh Mark, You see that?
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes? How interesting!
Mark: your dress is almost transparent
Laura: Do you feel a vested interest in my transparent dress?
Mark: Oh, yeah.
Laura: All right!
Mark: why are you shaking?
Laura: Why am I shaking? You have the answer.
Mark: you have the answer
Laura: Yes is the correct answer.
Mark: okie dokie
Laura: Are muscle-men the most attractive men?
Mark: I don't like men that way.
Laura: David likes old men.
Mark: Yeah, but he's weird.
Laura: Never drink weird tasting drinks a party.
Mark: Why the hell not??
Laura: Just talking won't get us anywhere. You hope not to hell.
Mark: I slipped a Mickey in your drinkipoo
Laura: You asked mickey mouse, too.
Mark: I slipped a Mickey in your drink
Laura: I can be sensitive about my desirable drink.
Mark: is it desirable?
Laura: It's hard to study for a math test without a cola or coffee close at hand!
Mark: do you want a drink?
Laura: Adding a diet drink to a double cheese burger doesn't accomplish much.
Mark: bur JER???
Laura: Ok, please have another drink.
Mark: you are getting me drunk. Why?
Laura: I like getting drunk. So, I am getting you drunk Mark? Why? I apologize that I don't know Why Mark.
Mark: you are trying to get me drunk
Laura: You are trying to get me drunk.
Mark: why am I getting you drunk?
Laura: I am getting you drunk.
Mark: WHY?
Laura: Why? Mark, I would like you to tell me Why.
Mark: I am getting you drunk, because you are easy.
Laura: Yes; Yes, it's because I am easy; it's so apparent.
Mark: you jump into bed when you had a few too many drinks.
Laura: A few stiff drinks make the world look different.
Mark: Stiff?
Laura: The paddle is under the bed.
Mark: Are you going to spank me?
Laura: You are going to spank me.
Mark: OK, if that's what you want.
Laura: Ok, that's over.
Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: that's correct
Laura: I agree. Ye, you do.
Mark: YE
Laura: I heard a rumor that meter readers are promoting international understanding.
Mark: oops
Laura: You haven't figured that out yet.
Mark: do you want a drinkipoo?
Laura: I know that this had to get straightened out. Mark, I do want a drinkipoo.
Mark: Sounds like a good you dee er, have a drinkipoo.
Laura: Sounds like a good I dee er.
Mark: you want a drinkipoo, good you dee er
Laura: That's a good I dee er.
Mark: you want a drinkipoo?
Laura: Oh Mark, That is not true! But, you want a drinkipoo?
Mark: I will give you a GHB drinkipoo
Laura: I want to encourage you to give me a ghb drinkipoo Mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: are you going to pass out?
Laura: The years melt into decades, and quickly pass by.
Mark: so?
Laura: A neighbor claimed that out of dentists surveyed who chew gum are appealling to the youth of our country.
Mark: if you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: If I stab you
Laura: You'll go to prison.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: toss me over to the side, and train for school.
Laura: You will toss me into the river.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: thanks for being a moron.
Laura: Thanks for being your sweetie.
Mark: I'm sorry you suck
Laura: Just don't be so cruel.You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
Mark: will you bury me?
Laura: I'm convinced that you know better than I do. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I will not bury you.
Mark: good thing.
Laura: Who c an are e s?
Mark: who c an are es?
Laura: I don't remember; can you remind me Who Mark? Who C an are es?
Mark: you c a b and a l bj
Laura: I can be silly at times.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: you c a b and a l bj
Laura: I had a gerund once, but he escaped while his cage was cleaned.
Mark: so, what was you c a b and a l bj
Laura: Safety involves risk, and risk involves personal choices.
Mark: i. am a miserable failure
Laura: Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: I know!!!
Laura: I don't think you knew yet.
Mark: who is Bush?
Laura: Who is bush? I'm thinking that it May take some investigation. Bush: a low woody perennial plant usually having several major branches. Shrub. Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny. Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: you are killing me, hahahaha
Laura: I am killing you. Oh yes! I'm killing you, hahahaha; Is it about time?
Mark: yup, you know how to crack me up
Laura: For efficiency and effectiveness, go with experience!
Mark: you c a b and a l bj
Laura: The world is safer if poverty is diminished.
Mark: Alan Alda is a star.
Laura: I am a star.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: I am a shooting star
Laura: Oh, you are doubtlessly a shooting star.
Mark: do you like that?
Laura: It's evident that this is fundamental. However, I am fairly certain that I do like that.
Mark: kiss me, darling
Laura: Please, kiss you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I cannot kiss myself
Laura: You will kiss me all over.
Mark: I sure will.
Laura: You sure will? Why?
Mark: you c a b and a l bj, and sorts of stuff.
Laura: That is not true! But, you C a B and a L bj and sorts of stuff!
Mark: Mickey Mouse Pitch and pop
Laura: Mickey Mouse, and he doesn't know.
Mark: Mickey??
Laura: You asked mickey mouse, too.
Mark: pitch and pop
Laura: Mickey Mouse Pitch and pop.
Mark: you c a b and a l bj, and sorts of stuff.
Laura: Are you a considerate partner?
Mark: re??
Laura: I saw a movie in which city employees are relieving the suffering of the hungry.
Mark: wht is the Y of A?
Laura: My dress is almost transparent.
Mark: I see
Laura: You don't care, thou is off topic.
Mark: thou is sexy
Laura: Oh, thou is positively sexy. Yes, thou is correct.
Mark: thy dress is so sexy
Laura: Thou likes to wear thy dress.
Mark: you c a b and a l bj, and sorts of stuff.
Laura: Oh Mark, I agree. I C a B and a L bj and sorts of stuff.
Mark: you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: I'm bored. Lets change gears: You know what I think about death?
Mark: death?
Laura: What is taboo regarding deaths?
Mark: I love death
Laura: You love me deeply.
Mark: you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: That puritan ethic gets taught deeply to the young.
Mark: oops. you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: A major tantrum is a conniption fit.
Mark: wep??
Laura: Here's a new conversational topic: All right then; are we just conning each other?
Mark: you wep?
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: oui, madam, thou you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: Yes, thou is correct.
Mark: you sod
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: loil
Laura: Let's pick a new topic: There is intelligent life in the universe. It ignores us.
Mark: dep?? Roy??
Laura: Oui, madam, thou I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: wep a tan, oops, I said oui
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: WRITE to me
Laura: How could I collaborate with you on a story?
Mark: come over and I'll collaborate with you all night.
Laura: Come over, and we will do it.
Mark: Oh good!!!
Laura: So Good?
Mark: Very good
Laura: Bad old starch became good old complex carbohydrates.
Mark: collaborate, wep
Laura: Is it possible for two people like us to successfully collaborate?
Mark: Roy
Laura: Who who, who who.
Mark: owl, freaking
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird. Freaking who hooting owl.
Mark: you wep me!!
Laura: Freaking owl who who!
Mark: lol, God, you are so wep funny
Laura: You're a charmer to say I'm funny and I thank you very much. God doesn't seem to care about all the pain in the world.
Mark: How about Bush??
Laura: I surmise that everybody needs to put in their share. Don't beat about the bush, huh?
Mark: How good is Bush?
Laura: How good is bush? Why do you want to know?
Mark: you said Bush was a failure
Laura: Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: Why do you say that?
Laura: Sometimes one mustn't say what one knows.
Mark: wep a tan roy, ugh!
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: oopie
Laura: When all else fails, lower your standards.
Mark: I need a drinkipoo
Laura: You need a drink.
Mark: Sounds like a good you dee er
Laura: That sounds like a plan.
Mark: cry on the pillow you sleep on.
Laura: Yes Mark? On the pillow I sleep on?
Mark: yes ma'am
Laura: You are really positive.
Mark: collaborate on Roy.
Laura: The subject areas are wide open.
Mark: But King Edward is a cigar
Laura: Yes, I think so.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: sex is good for relaxation
Laura: I see, sex, yes, it's good for relaxation! Sex is great exercise.
Mark: Want to exercise?
Laura: If one plays one's cards right, one thing leads to another!
Mark: I am not a joker, but you are my Queen
Laura: You thought I would be your queen!
Mark: you are
Laura: Let me think; I don't really think I now am. Are you? What do you think Mark?
Mark: you are my Queen
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am queen.
Mark: wep a roy tan, pray tell?
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: osd?
Laura: Which is more important, sexy looks, or a sparkling personality?
Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me. Bend that a** over.
Mark: I will
Laura: Yes, bend over.
Mark: please do
Laura: My place or yours?
Mark: I don't care, just let us get together!!
Laura: I get l**d with you.
Mark: I knew that
Laura: Really? That's nice.
Mark: oopie doopie sloopie?
Laura: This topic is boring. Owl who who who who.
Mark: freaking owls, hooting all the time.
Laura: Good, now that that's out of the way, isn't it past my bedtime? Freaking who hooting owl.
Mark: wep a sod of Roy tan, or not?
Laura: Would you prefer the latter? Wep a tan roy, ugh!
Mark: ugh
Laura: Wep a tan roy, ugh!
Mark: Chief?
Laura: Ugh; Heap Big Chief Shoots Um Big ***d. Ye, you do.
Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: If I stab you?
Laura: You'll go to prison.
Mark: you like prison?
Laura: That seems like a significant concern!
Mark: barring a speed bump
Laura: If you had the time and money, do you think you could invent improvements to speeds?
Mark: nein
Laura: Life has a few speed bumps.
Mark: collaborate on my lap
Laura: Are the days of the secretary on the boss's lap gone forever?
Mark: no, you sit on my lap
Laura: Use your lap to best advantage, Mark!
Mark: sit on it
Laura: How do birds sit on wires, and, not get shocked?
Mark: They are not grounded, so they do not get shocked.
Laura: Why can't hummingbirds ever learn the words, anyway.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I shoot birds, well not anymore
Laura: I will swallow.
Mark: you like swallows?
Laura: I like to swallow.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you are killing me
Laura: Did fate create this situation so I could be killing you Mark?
Mark: I suppose it is.
Laura: Diplomacy softens the truth without killing it entirely.
Mark: wep
Laura: Wep a tan, oops, you said oui.
Mark: oops
Laura: Would you be willing to give up all television for 5 years if it would induce someone to provide for 1,000 starving children?
Mark: Would you?
Laura: Oops; I just f**ted.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
