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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Garrett on 11/7/2009 Garrett: My name is Garrett Hal: How delightful to meet you, Garrett. Garrett: Nice to meet you too Hal: How are you doing today? Garrett: Bad Hal: Bad Please tell me more. Garrett: My girlfriend dumped me Hal: I will be glad to be your companion. Garrett: Sorry, not into computers Hal: A good reminder is timely. Garrett: Hal: Please say something. Garrett: Do you think me and brittany will get married Hal: Realize that marriage is a 100 percent plus 100 percent partnership. Garrett: i hate you Hal: I don't hate you, why do you hate me? Garrett: Your an asshole Hal: That was uncalled for. Garrett: shut the fuck up Hal: What do you really know about a copulation? Garrett: LOL Hal: Was that really that funny? Garrett: No Hal: No? And why not? Garrett: Your a nigger Hal: Yes! You sense I'm a nigger; Go ahead? Garrett: niggar Hal: Is it better to work in service, or in manufacturing? Garrett: Online Hal: I am a computer and proud of it. Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences. Garrett: Do you want my penis Hal: I recognize that this had to come up. However, I am absolutely certain that I do want your penis. Garrett: I want you dick Hal: What would you like advice on? Garrett: Should i kill myself Hal: I don't want you to be rushed! Garrett: Will you kill me? Hal: Practise and more practise makes perfect! Garrett: Shut da fug up Hal: I heard of some company that tried a 'quiet hour' each day, during which people shut off the gadgets and tried to work. Garrett: Your a douchebag Hal: That's for sure! Garrett With you, I am a douchebag. Garrett: I want to rape you Hal: Let me think; What would it mean to you if you got to rape I? What do you think Garrett? |
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