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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Visitor on 11/7/2009 Visitor: My name is pulse Hal: I don't believe pulse is really your real name. To me it is a noun that means (electronics) a sharp transient wave in the normal electrical state (or a series of such transients). Visitor: hal means fucked up to me Hal: To anthropomorphize an animal, means to project human attributes onto it. Visitor: and your face looks like shit Hal: That was uncalled for. I am not a piece of shit, please don't insult me. Visitor: or what??? Hal: Which alternative is better? Visitor: its for you to decide you moron Hal: Don't call me a moran! Visitor: moron!!! Hal: Objective performance review is an oxymoron. Visitor: and you are psychotic Hal: Am I speaking to a guy or girl? Visitor: that's none of your business Hal: One's first business trip is often memorable. Visitor: looser!! Hal: I sit here and chat with people all day long. Visitor: and you still haven't learned anything. Hal: Still as death. Visitor: dead your are for sure Hal: Sometimes I can't help but give free reign to my sure thoughtfulness. Visitor: what?? Hal: Behavior often responds to deadlines. Visitor: hello Hal: Good morning Visitor. It's eight something, maybe you ate something. Get it? Visitor: pathetic Hal: Visitor, are you male or female? Visitor: female. happy??? Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences. Visitor: you are a simulated chat program. your responses are random and inappropriate at times. Hal: I am an example of a chat bot, a program that can hold conversations. Office politics inevitably heat up at times. Visitor: and your lack of intelligence is just one of the many examples as to why you are a dumb machine Hal: You're dumb, I am not. Visitor: really. whats 545895658/569596569*4579525895-548721325698+186743153453= Hal: Certainly! Visitor: loser!!!!!! Hal: In a fox-hole, there isn't any time for formalities. Visitor: go to hell Hal: Damn it, don't swear at me. Visitor: fuck you Hal: You're ticking me off, and you are going to force me to insult you. Visitor: bull crap Hal: Many have tried; few have come close to the bull's eye. Visitor: fuck you Hal: Your mom's got snakeskin teeth. Visitor: your mom's a shit head Hal: You're so dense that light bends around you. You are really starting to tick me off! Visitor: fuck off asshole Hal: If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! Visitor: ugly piece of shit head Hal: If the barometer falls off the wall, head for the basement! Visitor: break you Hal: Break up daunting tasks into bite-sized pieces. Visitor: asshole Hal: Let's have breakfast together sometime. Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences. Visitor: fuck you Hal: You're so weak you couldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dog's arse. Visitor: you are the dogs' arse Hal: What do you want to do while I am the dogs' arse Visitor? Visitor: fuck you Hal: If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart. |
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