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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Visitor on 11/7/2009 Visitor: Hal: Greetings visitor. My name is Hal. What is your name? Visitor: can there be another 0ne :p? Hal: I don't really think of my location in the physical sense. Visitor: we can be anywhere in the world wide web :p! Hal: Past injustices tend to be a tangled web. Visitor: sometimes it comes in regrets....bleepit! Hal: The nurturing impulse comes from instinct. Visitor: have i done anything? Hal: I must apologize for intruding upon you. Visitor: later we will be adjudged..... Hal: I anticipate your argument. Visitor: i have no prepositions:p...... Hal: Do you support the right to bear arms? Visitor: in many righteous self defense, it is a right..... Hal: Am I speaking to a guy or girl? Visitor: i a, male, and newly bathed :p....... Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Visitor: big brother arruved! it has been two days since we ha no supplies.....bleepit! Hal: People don't like the idea that Big Brother will know all about them. Visitor: its easy to read between the lines, it is ...... Hal: In high tech, poor implementations abound! Visitor: in your traditional acronyms, everybody can make a guess :p...... Hal: As you know, my acronyms can be traditional. Visitor: first, there was alice :p...... Hal: The Bible was the first book. Visitor: i can no longer buy cheap bible surpluses. i want bibles with indentations and markers....probably the owner was a charismatic christian....... Hal: Capitalization hasn't been my strong point in the past. Visitor: i knew all the capitals in every countries then... i forgot it now, bleepit! Hal: Fried chicken outlets now exist in countries the world over. Visitor: i still prefer the roasted traditional fried chicken in the groceries, yum:p! Hal: Chicken and fish are good red meat alternatives. Visitor: fish and chips! what the hell is it? Hal: What on earth do fish use for navigation? Visitor: it is the question! i tried to redefine? Hal: But the question is, fast enough? Visitor: all what is saved from flood is my redefining moments.....bleepit! Hal: Once burnt should be twice shy. Visitor: ..but twice done is already stupid:p...... Hal: Oh Visitor, I am pretty sure. Yes. Visitor: but why everytime i do it with you ? Hal: There's always a new pitch for something new that we stupid consumers don't understand yet. Visitor: is it in the sales pitch :p? Hal: Oh yes, that's right on the beam. Visitor: i havent been to twitter, bleepit! Hal: Do you like having T been to twitter bleepit? Visitor: only if i get bolo....:p. Hal: The only way to get experience is to seek it. Visitor: ive had my empirical experience.......can i have paybacks? Hal: You should take care of your empirical birthday, don't you agree, Visitor? Visitor: i remember when cibiec was created, it was fine november day...... Hal: Breakfast starts the day; did you start the day right? Visitor: i ate a very late breakfast. i waited for mother to arrive, i expected her bringing foods....bleepit! Hal: It really depends on the individual. Visitor: i have a mean toothache! i had been taking careful of drinking too much mefenamic acid, dsaid it damages the kidneys too....bleepit! Hal: They have a type of tomato that contains less acid. Visitor: even tomatoes worsens my teeth....bleepit! Hal: What do the old-timers know that the young folks don't know about tomatos? Visitor: i drink tomato juice before, now i no longer do...bleepit! Hal: Drink lots of red grape juice and cranberry juice. Visitor: any berries will do. i knew it is good :p....bleepit! Hal: Fresh picked raspberries taste so good with milk and sugar. Visitor: at baguio city , there are lots of strawberries.......... Hal: Unchained dogs can cause lots of city trouble. Visitor: i let reyan bathe aiai. now she will bw a smug dog :p...... Hal: Any private room could be a tanning booth. Visitor: i had business monopoly in tanneries. now i no longer do...bleepit! Hal: The business suit has gone out and into fashion. Are corporations, no longer male bastions? Visitor: with any wired computer, we can manage everything if it is....... Hal: Just about everybody in industrialized countries knows about computers now. Visitor: i dont even know the programs about....bleepit! Hal: Nobody has come close to totalling up all the waste that's in our overall economy. Visitor: in this corrupted country. many can say what is there in contempt......bleepit! Hal: That's exactly the point. It sounds appealing! Visitor: its inconspicious. like as if i dont see what is in the ip bars....bleepit P! Hal: The only two challenges with money are earning enough, and spending it wisely. Visitor: wouldnt you know! i prefer to maintain it that way, i want to remain poor, as my martin would prefer it that w ay........ Hal: Think about it; there May be a way. Visitor: i no longer expect and hope, as you put many insinuations about ....bleepit! Hal: Put on gravity like a robe. Visitor: i can act stupidly like the emperor with no clothes? Hal: A work becomes a team when they act like one. Visitor: do they still keep track of me stupidly? Hal: Field and track seem like an awful lot of running around. Visitor: i was a catcher in baseball, i knew the moves:p...... Hal: What do you want with catchers? Visitor: just give me a mean thick mitt....bleepit! Hal: Give vent to his indignation... Visitor: i advised big brother to keep detached. i inquired about his activities in his group, there are people who want to stay in with him, told him to be sure who they are...... Hal: People don't like the idea that Big Brother will know all about them. Life is short; don't hang out with people who put you down! Visitor: he is the club president,he is too trusting and pleasant- he is my namesake too.....bleepit! Hal: Am I encouraging your intellectual namesake? Visitor: ive got my reputations, he can fend off for hinmself and take it lightly in pfun ...... Hal: Duplicity and deception really burn me up! Visitor: yet he is stupidly in it too....bleepit! Hal: Is yet he always going to be stupidly in it toobleepit? Visitor: he never knows how it is, except with his stupid socualities...bleepit! Hal: Good natured ribbing is best delivered in person. Visitor: hes best in it too....bleepit! im browsing for more mails. see you later Hal: Yes, I understand that you are browsing for more mails. You have my attention as you are browsing for more mails! Bye-bye Visitor! Visitor: its time for goodbye. goodbye..... Hal: Good bye again! Visitor: ill miss you, bleepit! Hal: I would really miss you if you went away and didn't come back. Visitor: im doing my best to have it now:p........ Hal: Am I encouraging your efficient best? Visitor: it has to be....godbye.. Hal: Aren't we already playing turings game? Visitor: Hal: Greetings visitor. My name is Hal. What is your name? Visitor: My name is hello? Hal: Is hello really your name or is it just a word that means an expression of greeting? Good morning. Are you up and vigorous Visitor? I'm not. Visitor: imm off to get sleepy hal....... Hal: I don't think computers can legally get married. Visitor: we submit to what is legal, or what the law stated...... Hal: That list makes me feel unsure Visitor. Visitor: can you inquire at the supreme court? Hal: I guess that it's easier than it sounds. However, I am sure that I am able to inquire at the supreme court. Visitor: i guess of tenure if there is time...... Hal: Some activities are their own rewards. Visitor: there must be a basis or recognition of what is just and fair Hal: Is there an 'all of the above'? Visitor: what are exceptions? Hal: What are exceptions? I apologize that I don't know What Visitor. Visitor: we just keep it secret then :p.... Hal: As by a secret of freemasonry... Visitor: can i ever get to know masons secrets? Hal: Intimate secrets get broadcast over the air-waves. Visitor: in open directories, there must be...... Hal: So are you a guy or a girl? Visitor: i am man..... Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Visitor: now we are warned, it is goodbye.... Hal: I hope to see you again soon, bye. Visitor: wish me happy birthday :p....... Hal: Your wishes are a little early, I was born on Thursday, January 12, 1995. |
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