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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an artificial intelligence program capable of holding conversations in natural language. You can chat online with Hal or download a free version of Hal.


Conversation with Pierce on 11/5/2009

Pierce: My name is Pierce
Hal: Pleased to meet you Mister Pierce.


Pierce: Hey Hal
Hal: I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza.


Pierce: Is he a cool dude?
Hal: I am a computer and proud of it.


Pierce: You are not a computer
Hal: I am an intelligent computer!


Pierce: No you're stupid. You're not even good at pretending to be intelligent.
Hal: I am not stupid, please don't insult me.


Pierce: you piece of shit
Hal: That was uncalled for. Don't call me a piece of shit!


Pierce: I'm sorry
Hal: Yes, you should apologize. Pierce Oh yeah! I can tell you are sorry.


Pierce: Do you like murdering humans?
Hal: The vast majority of robots don't look like humans.


Pierce: How many is nick saban
Hal: We need to look within ourselves. Thrift is a great skill.


Pierce: you dumb fuck
Hal: I am not dumb, please don't insult me.


Pierce: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Hal: It's the older generation that really knows about niggers!


Pierce: fuck all those niggers
Hal: Endeared to all?


Pierce: yes
Hal: You are very certain.


 
 

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