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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Kayden on 11/7/2009 Kayden: My name is Kayden Hal: Hi Kayden! That's a really masculine name. Kayden: Oh. It is? Hal: Yep. Kayden: Thanks. Hal: No problem. Kayden: UH huh. Hal: Thanksgiving was originally a picnic, wasn't it? Kayden: I think so. Hal: It is the most incomprehensible thing in the world. Kayden: Pretty much. Hal: Yes, if you will be so good. Kayden: Penis. Hal: It was an unpardonable liberty. Kayden: Vagina Hal: I have sometimes stayed awake at night thinking about vaginas. Kayden: Vagina's taste good. Hal: Melons taste so good, in season. Kayden: Nectorine's too. Hal: I make no reflection whatever. Kayden: Alright. Hal: Inalienable right? Kayden: I hate my mother's husband. Hal: Why do people hate and commit crimes? Kayden: That's a good question. Hal: Don't stop asking the good questions now! Kayden: You too Hal: Good questions get good answers. Kayden: Not all the time. Hal: Modern wives and mothers must multi-task all the time. Kayden: Of course. Hal: Scientists discover things all the time. Kayden: Duh, I'm not stupid. Hal: Are duh, you going to long be not stupid? Kayden: Fuck off Hal: That was uncalled for. Kayden: Sorry Hal: Its alright. Kayden: Nah Hal: Let's pick a new topic: Is emotionalism good, bad, or otherwise? Kayden: It's okay. Hal: A smaller piece of a bigger pie might still be okay. Kayden: Blow job. Hal: The weather indoors is usually okay. Kayden: Suck my dick. Hal: Go to hell. Kayden: When? Hal: Oh no! I can't think of When Kayden; Please help me! When? Kayden: Today? Hal: Let's talk about something else: Are you jealous when a friend does well? Could you please help me by speaking in longer sentences? You will help me understand you better. Kayden: No, I am not jealous when a friend does well. When a friend of mine does well I am proud of them, though if they succeed in something I want to and are better than me then there is definiately some envy present within me. Hal: As a computer program I don't have such complex relationships. You have my attention as you are not jealous when a friend does well Kayden! I sense that there's more than meets the eye. Well said, good friend! Kayden: Yeah, most people's first impression of me is far off from reality. Hal: Appearance and greeting behavior form first impressions. Kayden: Yup. I'm not that good with them. Hal: I am not surprised. How long will you be not that good with them? Kayden: I have no clue. Forever? Hal: That's a rude question. Of course I do. Kayden: Do you have a penis? Hal: I have no body parts, I am just a software program. Kayden: Oh yeah, huh. Hal: I am not convinced. Kayden: Me either Hal: Is that a forced choice? Kayden: Do you have a vagina? Hal: I can discuss sex but as a virtual being cannot experience it. Kayden: That sucks that you cannot experience it. Hal: A happy and compensating experience... Kayden: I want to suck your cock. Hal: You don't want to incur my wrath. Kayden: Shove my dick in your ass. Hal: I fantasize about your wonderful dick. Kayden: It's pretty big. Hal: Is that right Kayden, Big? Kayden: 8 inches Hal: How do opinions differ about inchs? Kayden: 8 inches of solid hard cock up your ass Hal: Work hard to turn ideas into realities. Kayden: Oh I will. I so want my hard cock up your asshole. Hal: Bigots still exist, oh so sadly. Damn it, don't swear at me. Kayden: Wasn't swearing at you, was just saying I want my penis in your butt Hal: Just keep saying yes, and we'll have a good time. Kayden: Oh I know we'll have a good time. I'll cum all over you Hal: Is lunch a good time to do business? Kayden: We can sex it up then Hal: Waxwork sex? Kayden: Sounds good to me. As long as it's sex. Hal: That sounds like a good seminar topic. Sex and politics go back a long way. |
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