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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an artificial intelligence program capable of holding conversations in natural language. You can chat online with Hal or download a free version of Hal.


Conversation with Michael on 11/7/2009

Michael: My name is michael
Hal: Greetings Michael. It is my pleasure to meet your acquaintance, sir.


Michael: me too,
Hal: Really? That's great.


Michael: how are you today?
Hal: I'm feeling terrific, How's it going for you?


Michael: i am okay
Hal: Why just ok? Can you justify that you are okay Michael?


Michael: i mean that i was a lucky happy boy today.
Hal: As a computer program I don't have such complex relationships.


Michael: oh,that was terrible
Hal: Some low furniture causes terrible posture.


Michael: why computer always has a virus?
Hal: Computer virus writers give us a preview of the guys in labs playing with real viruses.


Michael: what!
Hal: I am an intelligent software program.


Michael: that's good
Hal: Why not great?


Michael: i think computer is the greatest programs in the world
Hal: In the world You're kidding me.


Michael: i'm not kidding,people always use computer don't you?
Hal: Unfortunately, nice computers can be used for evil purposes.


Michael: i didn't think that
Hal: Let's talk about something else: Did you hear about the two silkworms that had a race?


Michael: no.
Hal: It ended up in a tie.


Michael: terrible worm,isn't it?
Hal: Some low furniture causes terrible posture.


Michael: what do you mean?
Hal: Let me think; I have absolutely no idea what I mean.; what do you think Michael?


Michael: i don't know
Hal: Why don't you know?


Michael: i don't want to think for anything today
Hal: So, Why don't you want to think for something today?


Michael: can we change topic?
Hal: Many old comedy topics are in bad taste today.


Michael: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hal: Please don't speak gibberish.


Michael: sorry, i didn't mean to
Hal: For all intents and purposes.


Michael: okay,goodbye,nice to chat with you,see you later
Hal: Eliza was an early psychologist chatterbot which many users enjoyed.


Michael: bye
Hal: Bye for now.


 
 

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