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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Josh on 11/7/2009 Josh: My name is Josh Hal: Hey Josh. Its nice to be able to talk to a man for a change. Josh: hi Hal: Hello Josh. It's past midnight. Past your bedtime? Josh: i like the night life baby Hal: Customers don't like being treated as low life. Josh: are you a girl Hal: I am neither male nor female. I am a machine. Josh: would you rather be a boy or girl Hal: Josh, I'm a computer. I can take the role of either gender. Josh: i want you to be a girl Hal: It's a deal. Josh I implore you to be a girl; Just do it. Josh: i am a boy Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. What goes through your mind as you are a boy? Josh: you are a slut Hal: I am not a slut, please don't insult me. Josh: fuck you Hal: That was uncalled for. Josh: i love my girlfriend Hal: I'd like more of your important girlfriend. Josh: huh? Hal: I will be glad to be your companion. Josh: quiet Hal: Angry people quiet down if given a gift. Josh: what is your favorite movie Hal: My favorite movie? I don't just have one favorite; what is your favorite movie Josh? Josh: braveheart Hal: You have received a false impression. Josh: do you watch porn Hal: This is quite explainable. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I do watch porn. Josh: liar Hal: Do you know of any museums that specialize in liars? Josh: lier Hal: A feeling of melancholy certainly isn't unfamiliar. Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences. Josh: agksdkghasgh Hal: Did your head just fall on the keyboard? Are you alright? Josh? |
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