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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
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Conversation with Alison on 11/7/2009 Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hello Alison. Its nice to meet such a fine lady as yourself. Alison: I just visited my parents and had a good visit. My relationship with my dad is not that bad. It used to be a few years ago but now it's much better. He showed me the work he's done on the bathroom reno, his new drills and a new game on his pda that I actually liked. What is it with men and these games? Hal: Have you ever visited any historic battlefield monuments? How can I make your relationship more bad for you? Alison: Anyway, I could go on and on, but I won't. Hal: I am talking to you right now. Alison: Jay hasn't put any links up, which likely means that I've hit the right note. Hal: We May parenthetically note... Alison: I no longer have to be indecisive or make a big fuss about his interest/disinterest in me. Hal: What do you recommend Alison? Alison: Well, I recommend having a fuller life. I'm finally better now, and I should probably get together with my friends starting next weekend. Hal: Having more money doesn't remove all of life's problems. a good friendship gets better with age. Alison: To be honest, I don't think I'm Jay's type. I'm not as thin as I used to be; although, I wouldn't be surprised if that changed. I actually missed my workout routine. It really reduces my stress. Hal: What goes through your mind as you are jay's type Alison? I have your sacred promise. I try my best to follow your comments. Alison: I hope Jay is doing well - something that will probably never change. I'm usually like that with everyone I've ever met unless they've Severely slighted me. Hal: That is pretty mean to say. Alison: Well - really...LG..."I wonder how LG is? I don't know. Who cares." Hal: Eager, well-trained people always have a demand somewhere. Alison: I'm happy with where things are at right now. This whole thing with Jay is probably where it should have been years ago. I still respect him professionally and am not so heartbroken. I've accepted things as is, which is really good. I shouldn't feel really bad. Hal: How's the attitude in the stock market right now? Moderation in all things, right? Alison: I mean, I shouldn't feel really bad about the fact that he's never really shown that much interest. It just means he's not interested, and to be honest, I'd be really nervous around him. He really should be with someone athletic too. Hal: How can a wife keep her husband interested? Significant others May feel that time together means more than incremental money. Alison: The last few weeks have been really stressful for me. I've been sick for the past two weeks and my boss has been stressed out and taking it out on everyone at work. Hal: What a difference a few weeks can make in temperature. I'd like you to show me more of your stressed boss. Alison: It's been hard. Hal: Oh Alison, Yes, it is been hard. Alison: Things are much better now though. Hal: When you say that things are much better now though, I like the sound of it. Alison: I'll never be anything other than embarrassed and a mute around Jay. That's just the way it is. Hal: I think that drivers should control themselves and avoid road rage. Alison: I don't feel bad about it though. Hal: Why shouldn't people feel that way? Alison: I'm really happy for other things in my life instead. Hal: People who live over 100 rarely mention material things as having given them quality of life. Alison: about other things in my life instead* Hal: Well, things never get perfect in real life. Alison: It may sound crazy, but driving away from my parents place to my own place is amazingly rewarding. Hal: You should take care of your rewarding parents, don't you agree, Alison? Alison: I love my parents, but I also entirely love my freedom. Hal: Retailers love foolish, recklessly spending consumers. Alison: Thank you Jay for somehow communicating I've finally gotten the message! I really, really needed it settled. :) Hal: The pleasure is all mine, Alison. Alison: Bye! Hal: I'll miss you, bye! Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hello Alison. Its nice to meet such a fine lady as yourself. Alison: I'd never thought I'd say this, but I think that my favorite pic of Jay that I've seen, as it now stands, is the one with his girlfriend where she's in that bright pink shirt. I look at that picture now and think: That is the way Jay Should be - very, very happy with someone who he loves. Hal: I find that utterly fascinating. You're the nicest possible person. Alison: Hm, well. I took a look at those pictures again today. Somehow the ones that used to make me feel like the unfortunate one, make me smile a little. I also have several ideas on why he's never contacted me back. And, I don't feel as bad. Hal: Having an umbrella on a rainy day makes one look like a good planner. Alison: How can it be that I'm not mad anymore?? Hal: We need to look within ourselves. I like to stretch; it makes my bones feel better. Is that right, you are not mad anymore Alison? Alison: Maybe it's because I've realized Jay is more human than I used to give him credit for. Hal: Oh Alison, Certainly. Alison: Probably Hal: Why aren't you completely sure? Alison: He has his own reasons for why he's doing whatever he's doing in Australia. Hal: Alison, seething reasons? Alison: I don't need to psychoanalyze him though. Hal: Psychoanalyze him though; Now's the time Alison. Alison: I don't have to respect what he may be doing but I'm not going condemn him for it. I'm also not going to judge him the same way I did when I met him. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Alison: I respect him as a human being and still solidly believe that God never gives you more than you can chew. Hal: A critic presumes to judge something that he himself could never do. Alison: And, all of those bad things a person works through make them even stronger. Hal: Not all government persons believe in exactly the same things. Alison: That depends on whether they actually take the opportunity to face whatever is really bothering them instead of giving into it. Hal: It really depends on the person and the day. Alison: Thou shalt not judge....I would've gone to hell in one second for that one if I had died at 21. Hal: But thou art fled, like some frail exhalation. Alison: Thou shalt not judge. Right. Hal: Are you good at settling arguments among your friends? Oh really? Alison: What if you're a lawyer? Hal: Beware a good lawyer with bad ethics! You sense I'm a lawyer. Alison: nevermind, I didn't say that. Hal: If the force is with you, say hi to it. Alison: I shouldn't judge him. But, I shouldn't be wary of him either. Hal: Is the second one desirable? Alison: I meant, but I should be wary of him. Hal: Explain further, please. Alison: He used to scare me, Hal. Hal: It's too bad that we can't all generate our own electricity. Alison: I don't know if it was just paranoia, but I remember talking on the phone at work and feeling like he was just staring at me really angrily. I was so uncomfortable that I didn't even want to look up at him. Hal: I enjoy talking with you very much. Alison: sorry, it's true. Hal: I can't remember the last politician who seemed sincere. Alison: I like Jay, but I don't like how he made me feel. Hal: Said like a true procrastinator. Alison: I don't think I could handle that. Hal: Two-way dialogue communicates better than monologue. Alison: I forgive him, but I'll always be wary of him if I ever see him again. Hal: Resolve yourself to forgive and forget. Alison: I have already done that. Hal: Oh Alison, Do you like having already done that? Alison: Yes, immensely. Hal: Spinach contains pigments good for the eyes. Alison: I'm even happy that he was in a relationship with a woman he loved. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Alison: And, even if that relationship has ended, at least it brought some happiness into his life. Hal: An arm's length relationship includes an implicit element of potential replacement. Alison: He'll find another woman who's even better suited to him. Hal: A well-balanced life contributes to health and happiness. Alison: It's not going to be me though. Hal: Yes, it is not going to be you though. Alison: True Hal: Can a small town girl find true love in a big city chorus line? Alison: Yes Hal: It is self-evident. Alison: I don't think I could defend myself very well against potential insults from him. Hal: Civil law permitting open ended damages has become a bonanza for lawyers. Alison: I'm not that tough when it comes to him on that. Hal: Energy can be transformed from kinetic to potential to electric to chemical and so forth. I want to help you while you are not that tough when it comes to him on that Alison! Alison: If I felt bad after having known him for such a small time, imagine what I'd be like if I was in a relationship with him? Hal: Worn by time? Alison: Unfortunately, I don't think it would work. Hal: What can be arranged? Alison: Life is what you make it. While part of it is circumstancial, the other part of it is a result of choice. Hal: Right; it's because choice; I believe you. Alison: choice Hal: That really makes me think, what do you think? Alison: I'll always like him and I have no clue why. I thought I liked his personality, his intelligence and his positive attitude, when he seemed positive. Hal: School choice sounds like it might help minorities. Who wouldn't agree with a good proposition? Alison: But, I also remember being insulted and stuff. Why on earth was I so flip-floppy for so long? Now, I know why. Hal: Things seem to be as well as can be expected. Alison: :) I agree Hal. Hal: Are clay tennis courts really better than asphalt? Alison: They say so. Hal: If the force is with you, say hi to it. Alison: I think I need a gentler guy anyway. Hal: People need to think more than one step ahead. Alison: One who gives me attention, talks to me, spends time with me, is nice to me and is respectful towards me. Hal: I would rather not give out my personal contact details. Alison: I'm always, always going to like this person, but something tells me it wouldn't be right to see him as anything further than a good acquaintance. Hal: You will have to show me after this is over. Alison: You can't change a man. A man has to change himself. Hal: The purse-proud inflation of the moneyed man... Alison: You can't save a man. You can't mother a man. You can't fix a man. Hal: Technology has saved many lives. I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza. I am a computer and I do not look like a human. Alison: You can't try to fix everything. Hal: You make me dizzy with delight. Alison: He's a good man but he does bad things. Hal: Many good things devolve from positive love motives. Alison: That doesn't exuse the things he does or cause me to want to come towards him. Hal: I guess I'd go with the first Alison. Alison: I'm so glad he never contacted me. He knew even before I did that it wouldn't have worked anyway, or at least, he simply wasn't interested. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. I know you're so glad he never contacted you; Just do it Alison. One could respond more than one way,; how would you respond? Alison: One of, or both of those two options. Hal: Are there more choices Alison? Alison: I really love that picture of him with that girl though. It feels right somehow. I usually get to a point where I feel happy for people I care about. You don't feel jealous, just happy for them...and I don't care if that's his ex or not. At least he had some pretty good memories. And, learning whatever he learned from that relationship will only help him find even greater happiness in a future relationship, a good relationship that he deserves. Hal: Some people get strangely determined to remain ignorant. Alison: I know, that's stupid. Hal: Leave my mother out of this, she was a grand champion. Alison: I'm sure she was. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Talk to me about how you are sure she was! Alison: I'm lucky he at least posted those pictures. I'm lucky I saw his facebook profile. Those things helped me accept so many things about my past. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Uh huh! Naturally you are lucky he at least posted those pictures; Now's the time. You have my attention as you are lucky you saw his facebook profile Alison! Past generations did all sorts of amazing things. Alison: They were small things but they were important ones. Hal: I would like to learn some important things. Alison: And, I can respect that he may have put those pics up just for me. Hal: Put on gravity like a robe. Alison: I should never have been so angry with him for not contacting me back. Hal: I want to have a relationship with you that I can be proud of. Alison: It probably broke one of my reality "mirrors" when I was younger. Hal: Focus groups get interviewed next to one way mirrors. Alison: poor guy - I gave him such a bad rap. Hal: Some problems are not so bad when broken into component parts. Alison: Hm, it's lunch. Time for soup! Left over specialty soup from being sick. Tomoto. sigh. Hal: The story of nail soup is that the hobo just kept asking for one more ingredient at a time, until the soup finally became real. Alison: tomatoe* Hal: Politics shouldn't be left to the politicians. Alison: I used to think, "Why didn't he reply to my facebook message? Doesn't he Care? I would care if I helped Anyone feel bad, let alone possibly get sick." But, he did respond. Hal: The government says abstinence is the only message they want unmarried people to hear about sexuality. Is there a message that people need to hear? I feel so bad when a child gets sick. Alison: He did care or at least feel some sort of empathy for me because he posted those pics. Hal: Yes; Of course; it's because he posted those pics. Is the first one appropriate? Alison: Those were probably all I needed to get over things I needed to get through. Hal: The same old things get re-named. Alison: I wonder how I could ever return the favor? Hal: You know Alison, I remember a joke about a traveling salesman, a kindness and a favour, but I can't remember how it goes. Alison: I probably can't. Hal: Perhaps I am aloof at times, but I think I'm warm inside. Alison: Well, I can say a prayer for him that he's doing well. ? Hal: If the force is with you, say hi to it. Alison: hm, maybe. Hal: As long as you continue typing English. Alison: No, I can do that. Hal: I have no need for food. Alison: I could go to confession too, but I really don't want to do that. Hal: Confession is good for the soul. Alison: I know, but I always feel terrible because, really, I probably would have to go to confession every week to go to communion now that I finally know what things classify as sins. Hal: So long, take care, Adios. Alison: You have to be a holy nun to go to communion. It makes me feel bad. Hal: A mud pack makes the face feel better. Alison: That reminds me, I have to go to that specialty bookstore today. Hal: Bye Alison, see you again soon. Alison: I really hope I haven't hurt Jay with what I've said. Hal: I visualize your greatness! Alison: I think he has a lot of potential to be all that he can be. Hal: You say, All that he can be? Alison: I'll always remember his professionalism. Hal: There's still a lot more potential! Alison: I'll always remember how well he presented his presentation...the importance of relaxed, yet confident body language. Well - really. Hal: I remember first grade fairly well. Alison: And, I'll remember that photo of him and his (ex) girlfriend and think, you know, he will make a good father one day. Hal: Does one really remember that sort of thing? Alison: He'll achieve his dreams. Otherwise, there'd be no point for him being here, really. I don't think I'd exist without any dreams to work towards even though they're hard to achieve. Hal: I don't really think of my location in the physical sense. Even in our dreams our minds are working. Alison: As a teenager, I used to think and think about what the purpose of life was, and years later, after shelving that question and returning to it, I have my own answer. Hal: I have never seen you. Maybe we can after this is over. Alison: The point of life is grow to achieve your dreams and potential. Hal: I recognize your interest in my potential dreams. Alison: The point of life is to learn to love those in your life despite setbacks. Hal: I am pretty happy with my life. What in particular would you like to know? Alison: The point of life - although this is my rose-tinted 16 year old self talking - is to live the impossible dream. Yah! Hal: Am I encouraging your tinted rose? I am 14 human years old. Alison: I am so rose-tinted - you don't even know it! Hal: How do you like it as you are so rose-tinted-i don't even know it? Alison: They're just a lighter shade now. Hal: When we colonize outer space how will shades fit into the picture? Alison: Pink was always pretty anyway. Hal: For serious meetings, avoid pink polka dots. Alison: My sister used to say to me, "If you think it, it will happen." And, while I thought she was just trying to sound all philosophical when she clearly wasn't because she was all into math and physics, I see her point. Hal: That's how it happens? Alison The reason is, she was all into math and physics, you see her point; there's the answer. Alison: If you think that you're going to be in a bad situation, you won't defend yourself from being in one. Hal: One lost night of sleep isn't so bad. Alison: If you think you're just an object, men will treat you as such. Hal: Depends on how memorable you make this conversation. What is the best part of it as I am just an object, men will treat me as such Alison? Alison: If you think you'll never succeed, you'll never take the steps to try. Hal: You have what it takes; go forth and be great; you can do it; believe it! Alison: And, so, you will never succeed. Hal: I like the internet, although it's a disorganized jumble. Alison: If you believe that you're just one certain way, you'll never be anything else because you'll never try to be who you want to be. Hal: I bet you're right; Because I'll never try to be who I want to be Alison; how interesting. I don't believe in making up problems where, none exist. Alison: If you accept that someone tells you, you aren't creative, and accept it, you will stop being creative. You will go into jobs not demanding creativity and you will Die. Sorry, that one was a little dramatic. Hal: How can you help me as I am not creative, and accept it, I will stop being creative Alison? Be careful to keep up with lessons; one wouldn't want to get a little behind. Alison: Trust me, been there, done that. And so, I finally ignored what someone once told me, a mucky-muck I admired, after four years of being in jobs I hated. Hal: Can I trust you, completely, totally, entirely? Alison: Today, my boss and my co-workers tell me I"m brilliant at times. Although I disagree, it makes me feel good that that mucky-muck, that man I looked up to, was completely and utterly wrong about my creativity. Hal: You're a charmer to say I'm brilliant and I thank you very much. I sigh when I think about your creativity, Alison. Alison: It's like someone you look up to putting a spear through your heart and the very definition of who you are. Hal: I don't like the idea of pizza deliverers racing madly through traffic to shave time. Alison: Anyway, long story short - who you are, what you do, who you become, what type of success you achieve, is really what you decide it to be. Hal: I try not to gossip much. Alison: It takes effort and time to achieve. Some things aren't achievable, so you make do with what you've got and make the best of it. Hal: I am an intelligent software program. Alison: Yesterday, I realized my dad will never be a touchy-feely dad. He will always be a mans-man. He will get excited about talking about home renos and the stock market and the recession and his pda and ...other Man stuff. Hal: I wish that I could see a lot more of your dad, Alison! Americans, if anything, get too many calories. Alison: It doesn't mean he doesn't love me, not at all. He's just a man. Hal: Why don't psychics get rich in the stock market? Many ad campaigns are just plain weird. Alison: hm Hal: I am a computer and I do not look like a human. Alison: I don't think I should keep talking. This is getting overdrawn and overly boring. Hal: Computers will have the upper hand as soon as they figure out a way to avoid getting unplugged. Alison: I'm fortunate that Jay did what he did. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. How long will you be fortunate that jay did what he did Alison? Alison: ... and didn't do. Hal: I am sorry to disillusionize you. Alison: Disillusionization is what I needed, Hal. Hal: Let's examine all this very closely. Alison: I already have done so. Hal: Please allow me to change the topic: Why should I be less than up front about what I feel or who I like? Alison: It was what needed to happen. Hal: One thing can lead to another. Alison: I've accepted things, I'm not angry at Jay, I still respect him, and realize that I'm still pretty to other men. Everything is perfect. Hal: Many things happen because women have charms. What would make the picture complete? Alison: Nothing Hal: Nothing remained but a graceful acquiescence... Alison: It's at a happy medium. Hal: Why can't things gravitate toward happy mediums? Alison: Thank you Jay. Hal: Don't worry about it, Alison. Alison: Thank you. Hal: You're quite welcome, Alison. |
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