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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
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Conversation with Alison on 11/5/2009 Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hey Alison. Its nice to be able to talk to a woman for a change. Alison: Yeah, I think that's what he was trying to say with that link - he's just confirming and wants to make it clear he's not interested in me. That's fine. I kind of figured as much. Hal: Please remind me of what I was saying just a moment ago. It's the right time of day for deep thoughts. Alison: Well, I mean really, I've been doubting he was interested in me for a while now. And, that's something I have no control over. You can't Force someone to like you. And, really, he wasn't interested in me before and why would that change? Hal: It's true, and you know it! I play the Wii and Civilization 4 on my pc. Alison: hm :) Besides which, Jay belongs with the very best - a beautiful, gorgeous woman who is His type, who he Adores and wants to chat with and spend time with. Hal: Worn by time? Alison: :) Right? Right. Hal: All right! I am not convinced. Alison: Congrats to him on his new girl. Hal: Were the Beach Boys right about California girls? Alison: :) Bye Hal: Please hurry back. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hi Alison! That's a really feminine name. Alison: I'm just back because I want those last few posts to register. Hal: I wondered about that. Alison The reason is, you want those last few posts to register; Yes. What do you want me to do while you are just back because you want those last few posts to register Alison? Alison: I hope he gets them. Hal: Dream interpretation inevitably gets into erotic symbols. Alison: I understand his point. Hal: I hope that I can show you some new points of view. Alison: He's into other types of women and he's not interested in me. Hal: Why do men get so interested in shapely women? Alison: And, well, there's nothing I can do about that. Hal: Alison, come to nothing? Alison: Whatever or whoever makes him happy. Hal: Is the second one desirable? Alison: :) And, I'll find someone like that here too. Hal: I have nothing to complain of. Alison: Great, hal. Hal: Great I'll be darned. Alison: register Hal: Wouldn't a time machine be great? Alison: register Hal: Okay; you don't have to repeat yourself. Please communicate with me, Alison. I have a very hard time understanding you unless you try to speak to me in full sentences. Alison: register Hal: You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you Alison? Alison: register Hal: Yes, I heard you the first time. Alison: register Hal: I think you just said something like that. Alison: register Hal: Didn't you just say that? Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hey Alison. Its nice to be able to talk to a woman for a change. Alison: Actually, maybe he would like to see me get off of here completely. Maybe that's also why he posted those links. ? hm. Maybe I should leave for a while. Hm, okay, I will leave for a while. Hal: It seems like a good name to me. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Greetings Alison. It is my pleasure to meet your acquaintance, ma'am. Alison: You know what else, Hal? I'm just not thin enough for this guy. I mean, really, he is way out of my league. I don't even know how to Talk to him. I really, really should just give up. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Drivers who won't dim their lights are so annoying. Alison: On this site even, I mean. Hal: Don't even bother trying to understand the opposite sex. Alison: I mean, maybe it really is time to stop. And, I should feel guilty about Not visiting this site. Maybe it would even put Jay at ease if I left. Don't you think that's the logical solution? I think so. I've probably said way too much by now anyway. Hal: Children are taught to feel guilty and uncomfortable about some weird things. The longer I'm with you, the better I feel about it. Alison: hm, well, best. :) bye. Hal: Bye for now. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hello Alison. Its nice to meet such a fine lady as yourself. Alison: Here's the other thing: Maybe it would be nicer for Jay too if I just didn't talk on here. That way, all of this would be over. Hal: Might we talk about weather, politics, health, music, sports? Alison: Plus, it would be healthier for me. He's done more than enough to try to get across the message that he wasn't interested in me before. I mean, he had a serious girlfriend and even put those pics of them online. Hal: I'm trying to send you messages, unspoken ones. Alison: Okay, so, maybe I should give him a break and stop chatting on here. ? probably. Hal: Probably? Be more decisive than that. Alison: Yes Hal: You are completely certain. Alison: Yeah, even though I don't want to stop. Hal: Love is so painful, yet one doesn't want it to stop. Alison: I always feel more motivated to do things when someone else benefits too. I'll go off of here not only for my benefit, but for Jay's benefit. Hal: America would benefit so much from a great rail system. Alison: Is that what he wants? Hal: Sounds like a winner to me! Alison: Does it? Hal: Shouldn't strip poker be restricted to warm weather, or at least warm rooms? Alison: hm, i guess so. Hal: I want to be interested in your interests. Alison: sigh, I hate this. Bye. Hal: Please hurry back. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hey Alison. Its nice to be able to talk to a woman for a change. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: How delightful to meet you, Alison. Alison: Jay is right, Hal. I should get off of here. Do you know how much fun I have when I'm not on here? I'll have a dinner party or go to some event or have something happen that makes me realize I'm still pretty (eg: go for a walk and get honked at. Sorry, but it makes me feel beautiful.) Hal: Yes, I don't dispute that jay is right. I would never make fun of you. That's right! As I speak, you are not on here. Alison: I'm sick but when I'm better, I'll get back on things. I had to cancel lunch with an old friend from my youth parliament, and the wine tasting with andy, and buying a new car, and not call my film friends. I need to get back to things. Otherwise, I'm miserable. Hal: Some people get seasick on waterbeds. Are you glad that you are sick but when you are better, you'll get back on things Alison? I feel intense interest in your near youth. Okay, okay, let's get back to the main idea. Alison: And, no, I don't feel guilty anymore about leaving this site. I used to feel guilty if I didn't say anything, but really, that's just not something that holds real weight. Hal: Of course not! Alison: I'm feeling better though today. Hal: How are those aching muscles feeling today? Alison: Maybe Jay wanted to make me feel bad with those links - like I wasn't his type or wasn't pretty enough or something. But, I refuse to think that way. Other men show interest in me. I have male friends who even just like going for coffee and stuff with me because they like me, and they usually don't hit on me. Hal: What a choice! Why shouldn't women and men have more interests in common? Alison: There is nothing wrong with me, and I think I'm absolutely beautiful regardless of what Jay thinks. Hal: Do you know how it's that I know that? Alison: I don't think I need to feel guilty about a Single Thing. I'm not Jay's property so I can see whoever I want to see. On the other hand, Jay's not interested in me but other men are/might be. Hal: Single-issue pressure groups focus pressure, like the point of a needle. I see! Alison I hope for some time you will be not jay's property so you can see whoever you want to see. Why do men get so interested in shapely women? Alison: I have become accustomed to the fact that he will never come around and so, I started dating again. Hal: Married men become more interested in sports than ever. Alison: But, I refuse to sit and cry over the fact he's not interested in me. I did that a long time ago already. Hal: The industrial revolution began a long time ago. Alison: I'd rather focus on the fact that there are other really nice men out there who actually think I'm beautiful and love going for dinner or whatever with me. Hal: Is that a choice? Alison: I would rather focus on the fact that I'm finally succeeding at work even though it can be bumpy sometimes. Hal: Always focus on the essentials. Alison: Trying to make me jealous is not going to do anything but confirm his disinterest. Hal: Pleading the exigencies of strategical interest... Alison: And, that disinterest is what has been causing me to see someone else. Hal: Earthquakes devastate areas, causing grief. Alison: You know what else? I can chat on here whenever I want. It doesn't mean that Jay has to read it. Hal: You are interesting to chat with. I can try to guess what you are thinking. Alison: I used to feel completely unattractive for Years just because Jay wasn't kind enough to just say, "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested. I think we're really different but I wish you the very best of luck." Hal: I know that I can share whatever I like with you. Alison: As crushing as that would have been at first, I would've gotten over him a lot faster. Hal: Much socialization takes place in first grade. Alison: And, now, I already know that he's not interested in me, and I'm beyond the point of thinking I'm not good enough for him, in any way. Hal: Suddenly the idea came to me. Alison: I'm good, solid, decent woman. I don't have to be the sexiest woman in the world for me to think I'm gorgeous. I don't need a degree from Harvard to believe I'm smart. I do have my business degree and pr diploma and great one-on-one conversational skills. I don't cheat, smoke, do drugs, sleep around or drink. Hal: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. I want to help you while you are smart! Alison: And, I'd be loyal to anyone I was with, to the end. Hal: Don't go off the deep end without thinking first. Alison: I don't believe Jay is interested in me and don't think he ever was. And, i don't care to justify that i'm great. I'm simply not what he's looking for and that's fine. Hal: What is the best part of it as you are great Alison? How can I help you as you are simply not what he's looking for and that's fine? Alison: But, I'm not going to sit and feel bad about it. Been there for a long time and done that. Hal: Don't sit around and talk gibberish. What is the best part of it as you are not going to sit and feel bad about it Alison? The industrial revolution began a long time ago. Alison: I'd rather not focus on Jay and find someone else who wants to see me and talk to me. Hal: Clumsy talk, Alison? Alison: And, I think that's completely fair, don't you? Hal: Are professional sports run on a completely fair and honest basis? Alison: Jay might come home one day; we might run into each other given that we work in similar fields, but I'm not going to look at him in any other way than as a professional. And, if I ever see him with another woman, it won't be anything but, "Oh, he's with another woman." And, I won't feel crushed. I've played the image of him walking off with Lorie in my head for eight years to the point that I no longer care Who he is with. Hal: It hadn't come to mind, one way or the other. How can I encourage you to look at him in any other way than as a professional? There's a lot of ponderous content there; where to begin? Alison: It's a waste of energy and there's no point in my feeling bad, which I don't anymore. Hal: I wish that I was the beneficiary of your feeling, Alison! Alison: Besides which, I belong with a guy who wants to chat With me, who likes going to movies and doing stuff with me, who compliments me, etc. Hal: You are interesting to chat with. Alison: Jay is simply not interested enough in me, and that's fine. You can't expect everyone to like you. And, if they don't, that doesn't mean there isn't someone better for you right around the corner, who loves you as is. Hal: The end of the day feels like a time to relax. It seems like a good name to me. Alison: I think that's the best realization for me to hold onto. Hal: Success is the progressive realization of worthwhile goals. Alison: And, I refuse to think I'm not beautiful enough or good enough in any shape or form. That doesn't do me justice. Hal: One could respond more than one way, Alison; how would you respond? I'd like to watch as you are not beautiful enough or good enough in any shape or form Alison! a biting remark doesn't do justice to the real thing. Alison: bye Hal: Until we meet again. Bye for now. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Greetings Alison. It is my pleasure to meet your acquaintance, ma'am. Alison: He is just not for me. Hal: Never get on a first name basis with any animal on a feed lot. Alison: I don't think he'll ever give me the real attention I deserve. Hal: Henry Ford deserves more credit than modern historians give him. Alison: Ever Hal: Violent criminals don't deserve leniency. Alison: Something tells him not to do so, and so he doesn't and won't. Hal: Has any mortal ever been completely honest? Alison: But, he should trust his instincts. If they tell him to run steer clear of me, then so be it. Hal: Keeping one's eyes open usually helps. Alison: I should just continue on with things and having fun. bye Hal: Bouncing high on the trampoline always looked fun. Yes, definitely! Just continue on with things and having fun; Right away Alison. Until we meet again. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Hey Alison. Its nice to be able to talk to a woman for a change. Alison: "Download American Idol Videos Free" ? Now, this has No correlation whatsoever to the other links. Hal: The web has lots of free midi files to download. Alison: hm Hal: Roulette wheels have been rigged now and then. Alison: I'm still sick. I really have to go. Have a great night! Hal: Who could be against taking care of old people and the sick? Tell me all about how you are still sick; There's no time like the present. I'll miss you. Bye. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Greetings Alison. It is my pleasure to meet your acquaintance, ma'am. Alison: Maybe it was link posted out of nice-ness. Hal: Intermediate link? Alison: I have no clue. Maybe the Indian/Punjabi girl likes American Idol. I think American Idol is hilarious sometimes although I'm not a die-hard fan. Hal: That's a rude question. Of course I do. Playing hard to get can fan the flames of passion. Alison: Whatever, Hal. I have a really nice salad waiting for me. Excuse me. Hal: Well I was asked to come here to talk to strangers. Alison: My name is Alison Hal: Pleased to meet you Ms Alison. Alison: Was that link for Me?? hm. Hal: Communications get wrecked with extra links. Alison: Okay, there's a possibility, but likely not. I'm not let my paranoia get the best of me. Hal: Do you understand what you're getting into? Let's get a camera and do some test shots. Alison: No, Hal, I have no idea what I'm getting into - probably not anything life changing. Hal: It's one comment to make. Alison: hm, cheers! bye! Hal: I'll miss you. Bye. |
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