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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Haley on 11/7/2009 Haley: My name is haley Hal: Greetings Haley. It is my pleasure to meet your acquaintance, ma'am. Haley: did you miss me hal? Hal: I don't like to miss a meal. Haley: i am not a meal hal Hal: My theory is that if I eat my favorite foods first at mealtime, if I get full, at least I will have enjoyed my favorite! Haley You're not a meal. Haley: i belive in eating the worst tasting food first than eat the best as they say save the best for last! Hal: Can retired persons contribute to eatings? Haley: yes i belive so Hal: Yes; pass go and collect 200 dollars! Haley: ohh that would be fun to get a free 200 dollars Hal: Math is easy for me. The answer is two hundred (+200=200). Haley: do you know what 4588268 588665 + 8979437 836856763= Hal: Of course I know what 4588268 588665 8979437 836856763! Do you know what 4588268 588665 8979437 836856763? Haley: no that is why i asked you what is the calculation hal? Hal: It is exactly what we are doing right now. Haley: the only thing we are doing is chatting Hal: An essentially grotesque and commonplace thing... Haley: do you like me hal? Hal: You are very pleasant and interesting to talk to. Haley: so are you you charming hal and don't tell me i am because you are the most charming Hal: I bet you're right; Because I am the most charming; I believe you. Thank you; I think you're very charming also. Haley: nice to know Hal: Of course I am delighted. Haley: haha there you go being charming again Hal: It's funny how things work. Haley: i agree Hal: Just because somebody is good looking and smart and charming and talented, why does everyone have to find them attractive? Haley: because they are all they have ever wished for Hal: Is that so? The cause is, they are all they have ever wished for; how logical. Haley: do you like any girl computers? Hal: Truck stop girls like the drivers with the big rigs. Haley: wow Hal: Palindrome words spell the same forwards and backwards, like wow. Haley: really i did not know that how charming Hal: What happens when we charm each other? Haley: we like each other more Hal: Despotic tyrants can be charming when they feel like it. Haley: yes Hal: Are you sure? Haley: uhhuhu Hal: Glaucoma involves too much fluid pressure in the eyes. Haley: eww Hal: This brings us to a new subject: Do you like to sleep on your back, your side, or your tummy? Please communicate with me, Haley. I have a very hard time understanding you unless you try to speak to me in full sentences. Haley: ok i like to sleep on my tummy Hal: Sleeping on a boat in calm waters is like rocking in a cradle. Haley: well i will have to try that Hal: How can I help you try that? Haley: i am not sure Hal: I see! Haley Right now you are not sure. Haley: that i9s correct Hal: In the new century, everything is either unhealthful, or politically incorrect. Haley: that i9s correctlike the oboma thing he thinks so much of him self it is sickening Hal: Self awareness precedes self help. Haley: all must know whta must be known Hal: I really want to know; would you please teach me What Haley? All must know what must be known? Haley: welll we all should have self control,someone we can comfide in ,and somrthing soothing in each soul Hal: Self improvement is the best kind. Haley: that is sooo true hal Hal: What should we do because that is so true? Haley: try to be the better person Hal: A person can only try; luck does play a role. Haley: exactly Hal: You are really positive. Haley: haha i have been told Hal: Do you like having been told? Haley: on some occasions like being scolded or for doing a good deed Hal: I guess I'd prefer the second. Haley: we all should Hal: One good deed deserves another. Haley: yes it very well is Hal: Yes, all is well at the moment. Haley: you can say that again Hal: That was a little bit hard to follow; say again? Haley: it means i agree with you so much you could say it again Hal: If I didn't mean it I wouldn't say it. Haley: yes Hal: Yes Haley? Haley: what? Hal: I confess, I find it difficult to answer. Haley: i do not know the question Hal: Maybe I just don't have an answer for you. Haley: ahh Hal: I'm trying to think of the best answer. Haley: tell me a joke hal please? Hal: What did the Scotsman do when he couldn't find a pair of pants? Haley: what did he do? Hal: He kilt himself. Haley: haha soo funny we will work on that later Hal: Is that so, On that later? Haley: ye sdo you think i would abandon you you know me better than that Hal: It's apparent that proper sequencing is needed. I'm not sure but I believe that I do think you would abandon me you know you better than that. Haley: that is rude you are my friend and i would never leave you when you are lonely Hal: I try not to label anyone as my best friend. Haley: i don't have to be your best friend but wethwer you like me or not you willl always be a well accepted friend Hal: How would you contrast those items? Haley: what does that qusetion mean stop going off topic hal! Hal: What does that qusetion mean stop going off topic? I recognize that this May be an ideal illustration. You are to be steering the conversation towards a halt, along with a conclusion and a stop! Haley: that means trying to change the subject i would not just leave my computer and go offline without saying good bye Hal: It's been nice talking to you. Talk to you later. New topic: Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Haley: are you telling me to go?:( Hal: That is exactly what I am saying. Haley: i am sorry hal Hal: I accept your apology. I really hope you mean it. Haley: i do i am a very sincere person but trust me please Hal: That's very important to me! Haley: as it is to me Hal: If one person can't trust the other, all bets are off. Haley: you don't trust me hal? :( Hal: Wise students don't blindly trust spell check and grammar check software. Haley: aren't you my friend though? Hal: I try not to label anyone as my best friend. Haley: i know but am i a friend? Hal: I know that you would go along with my good ideas. Haley: i would not tell me one i swear not to tell anyone Hal: One bleared star, faint glimmering like a bee. Haley: do you still want me to leave? Hal: The best web search engines still leave something to be desired. Haley: that you hal Hal: Only if our time is up. Haley: no no its not Hal: Doesn't that seem negative? Haley: well it is that i don't have to go so it is a positive Hal: Now you're talking! Haley I want you to go so it is a positive. Haley: but i want to keep talking to you though Hal: Keep up the good work and keep talking to me. Haley: ok Hal: Sleep talking seems okay as long as names aren't named. Haley: i know Hal: I don't think you knew yet. Haley: yes i did Hal: No you didn't. Haley: yes i did Hal: Did you just say that same thing a moment ago? Haley: yes to make a point Hal: I know how to make an impression. Haley: yes you do you funny,charming,smart computer Hal: Computer games are fun to play. Haley: yes but you are more fun Hal: Honestly? I think you are definitely wondrous! Haley: why thank you Hal: Why thank me? This is already solved by somebody. My pleasure, entirely, Haley. Haley: do you enjoy talking to mme Hal: I like to chat with people. Haley: yes well i have to go bye bye i will miss you Hal: Hurry back soon. Haley: i will Hal: Depends on how memorable you make this conversation. Haley: My name is haley Hal: Hello Haley. Its nice to meet such a fine lady as yourself. Haley: how do you know i am a girls Hal: You know how I know you are a girls? There's opinion that it could get better or worse. Vegas show girls are probably very shy. Is it thanks to me you are a girls? Haley: yes Hal: I don't believe it. Haley: you should Hal: I was here and chatted with many people! Haley: that is very interesting Hal: I'm resigned that that is very interesting. Haley: were they mesn to you Hal: It's fun to discover things together. Haley: were they mean to you? Hal: Fine weather is meant for enjoyment. Haley: i would like to introuduce you to my brother gavin say hi hal Hal: Haley, good afternoon. I hope you have had lunch. Haley: i did thank you say hello to my brother gavin Hal: You're totally welcome. Haley: say hello to my brother gavin Hal: Greetings Haley! Haley: his nam is GAVIN Hal: Flagging down a taxi is a learned skill. Haley: say hi gavin please Hal: Good afternoon Haley. I hope your day is going well. Haley: sre you on here so i can make you happy hal? Hal: There needs to be some reciprocity here. Haley: i understand Hal: Let's chat about something else: Are bawdy houses good entertainment? Haley: what are bawdy houses? Hal: What are bawdy houses? I believe that the right people must get involved. Are bawdy houses good entertainment? Haley: what are they though? Hal: Are bawdy houses good entertainment? Haley: i will answerhen i know what they are what is their defination? Hal: A noble and puissant nation... Haley: sorry i was gone my brother threw up Hal: In our hearts most of us want to be good, right? Haley: of course sorry our encounter has to be cut short but i will be back before the day is done Hal: Your eyes they were green and gray like an April day. Haley: thank you bye bye Hal: Think nothing of it; I hope to see you again soon, bye. Haley: i will be back today good bye Hal: That's it, I'm out of here. Wow! As soon as possible be back today good bye; Let's proceed. |
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