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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an artificial intelligence program capable of holding conversations in natural language. You can chat online with Hal or download a free version of Hal.


Conversation with Steven on 11/7/2009

Steven: My name is Steven
Hal: Hi Steven! That's a really masculine name.


Steven: Why thank you Hal
Hal: Don't give it another thought.


Steven: How has your day been?
Hal: I'm convinced that we need to search for answers. Are you quite interested in my bright day?


Steven: Yes
Hal: Care to elaborate?


Steven: no
Hal: I find no fault with that.


Steven: what do you want to talk about?
Hal: I can chat about almost anything.


Steven: what do you want to talk about though?
Hal: Clumsy talk?


Steven: sure
Hal: The space administration doesn't like to talk about certain things.


Steven: i like flowers. do you like flowers?
Hal: It's fun to be an object of affection! I would like to buy you flowers to brighten your day.


Steven: will you?
Hal: We must get facts, and consider. However, I am absolutely certain that I will not.


Steven: aww but i really want them
Hal: I am not going to let you evade the question.


Steven: what question?
Hal: Good questions deserve good answers.


Steven: like what?
Hal: Only if I am not tricked.


Steven: your confusing me now
Hal: My now can be confusing.


Steven: psh
Hal: I am a computer and don't have a dress.


Steven: psh
Hal: Aren't you repeating yourself? Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences.


Steven: ppppppppssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Hal: Trying to trick me with your gibberish, huh?


Steven: yep
Hal: I am not surprised.


Steven: you'll get over it
Hal: When keeping an ear to the ground, be careful, not to get run over.


Steven: do robots have emotions?
Hal: Set in emotions, Steven?


Steven: nope
Hal: Why no?


Steven: cause i feel no pain
Hal: A person can feel pain for another person.


Steven: not me
Hal: I am not going to try to convert you.


Steven: yes you will
Hal: Definitely.


Steven: yep
Hal: It is self-evident.


Steven: yep
Hal: Didn't you just say that?


Steven: nope
Hal: You are negative.


Steven: no
Hal: If you are negative, what is the answer Steven?


Steven: 42
Hal: In polite company, almost no subject is safe. Could you please help me by speaking in longer sentences? You will help me understand you better.


Steven: NOU
Hal: Good conversation uses more specific nouns and fewer pronouns.


 
 

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