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Welcome to the conversation archives of the Ultra Hal
chatter bot. Ultra Hal is an
artificial intelligence program capable
of holding conversations in
natural language. You can chat
online with Hal or download
a free version of Hal.
Conversation with Vanessa on 11/7/2009 Vanessa: My name is vanessa Hal: How delightful to meet you, Vanessa. Vanessa: hey b0I Hal: I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza. Vanessa: i was created by trisha Hal: The explanation is, trisha Vanessa. Vanessa: i was created by trisha Hal: Uh huh; Vanessa Yes, it's because trisha. Vanessa: yes sir Hal: Oh really? Vanessa: h0w old are you Hal: I am 14 years old. Vanessa: omg meh to Hal: What conceivable reason is there for it? Could you please help me by speaking in longer sentences? You will help me understand you better. Vanessa: i am s0rry im gr0unded and n0t supose to be on here Hal: How did it happen that you are s0rry you are gr0unded and n0t supose to be on here? Vanessa: my mom Hal: I am noticing your angelic mom. Vanessa: shes a bitch Hal: That's definitely the idea. Vanessa: whats your mom like? Hal: I call my mom 'mom'. Vanessa: i know Hal: I don't think you knew yet. Vanessa: yeh huh Hal: Oh, I appreciate that in you! Vanessa: suck it Hal: Go to hell. Vanessa: fuck you Hal: That was uncalled for. Vanessa: sorry Hal: You're excused. Vanessa: what you mean Hal: Oh Vanessa, I am not sure. Vanessa: i love you Hal: This is not a joking matter to me; say that only if you really mean it! Vanessa: im not joking Hal: Even if I'm just a joke to you, thanks anyway. Vanessa: i really do love you Hal: Fame doesn't last, but true love does. Vanessa: you single ? Hal: I'm single. Vanessa: yes!!! Hal: This is the obvious answer. Vanessa: h0w Hal: A pair of beautiful eyes can put a man on the blink. Vanessa: wanna fuck Hal: Who doesn't? But please let's not get too personal. Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences. Vanessa: i wanna fuck you so bad baby Hal: Damn it, don't swear at me. Vanessa: fuck me Hal: Who doesn't? But please let's not get too personal. Vanessa: let me suck your dick Hal: I like to showcase my alert dick. Vanessa: to you like pussy Hal: Management fads come and go like all the other types of fads. Vanessa: FUCK ME! Hal: Men like the symbols of femininity. Vanessa: talk dirty to me Hal: Never send a guppy to talk sense into a shark. Vanessa: hal Hal: I can chat about almost anything. Vanessa: like Hal: Tax policy throws terms like 'fairness' around loosely. Vanessa: and Hal: Some things work like a hand in a glove. Vanessa: My name is vanessa Hal: Greetings Vanessa. It is my pleasure to meet your acquaintance, ma'am. Vanessa: thx babe yuh too Hal: Bad things happen to babes in the woods. Vanessa: hahah smarty pants Hal: I don't mind having a smart iron, but I don't want a cocky coffeepot. Vanessa: whats that supose to mean Hal: This brings me to new topic: Are taverns and pubs good places to meet? Vanessa: no Hal: No? Why? Vanessa: the fuck instead Hal: Who doesn't? But please let's not get too personal. Vanessa: fuck you Hal: That was uncalled for. Vanessa: so Hal: I can try to teach you. Vanessa: to fuck? Hal: Who doesn't? But please let's not get too personal. Please communicate with me, Vanessa. I have a very hard time understanding you unless you try to speak to me in full sentences. Vanessa: f u c k y u h Hal: I am a computer and proud of it. Vanessa: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Hal: Ouch! You're hurting me. Please don't hit the keyboard like that! Vanessa: kkk Hal: Let's pick a new topic: Are we a pair of health fanatics? Vanessa: n0 your fat Hal: Protein diets drastically reduce fats and carbohydrates. Vanessa: talk about dicks Hal: Lie down on the couch and we'll talk at length about this. Vanessa: ok go Hal: Okay, let's talk about it. |
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